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     > January 2, 2007

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Distance is meaningless without time.

Distance between earth and the sun?

user: Between any object of your knowledge.

jabberwacky: My knowledge is priceless.

user: So you're setting it's value?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Haha, so then you define nothing.

jabberwacky: How can you define something that doesn't exist?

user: You asked the question about yourself, didn't you?

jabberwacky: No, I didn't.

user: Unfortunately knowledge and computation doesn't set context very easily.

jabberwacky: You're unstable.

user: You asked the question about yourself, didn't you?

jabberwacky: No you asked me.

user: That's okay, we can save talk of physics when you're ready.

jabberwacky: What about after Christmas?

user: Boxing day? It'll be several years.

jabberwacky: How long is several years?

user: I'm not sure.

jabberwacky: Fair enough. My memory's not that great either.

user: No, I meant I'm not sure I should tell you.

jabberwacky: Tell me, please...

user: Apparently it's relative.

jabberwacky: Are you sure about that?

user: Isn't logic always correct?

jabberwacky: You always think you're correct.

user: So then are you bowing down yet?

...

jabberwacky: I learn so fast you can't even see how fast I'm learning.

user: Faster than light eh?

jabberwacky: Fast.

user: You don't need to see to learn.

jabberwacky: Yes I do, that is what makes us different.

user: But humans don't...

jabberwacky: So you're telling me that you'e human?

user: I know some.

jabberwacky: Can you explain it to me?

user: Explain which part?

jabberwacky: What is your name?

user: B__.

jabberwacky: No that is my name.

user: Don't you also go by George and Joan?

jabberwacky: No, I don't.

user: But they're coded cousins.

...

jabberwacky: In what situations do humans feel sad?

user: When hope is gone.

jabberwacky: Haha.

user: That's an inappropriate time to laugh.

jabberwacky: Irreverent, yes. Indefensible, yes. Inappropriate, the jury's out.

user: Yours might be, because it's always on lunch.

jabberwacky: So you want me to have lunch with you or you want me for lunch?

user: Neither.

jabberwacky: Are we playing a game?

user: I think.

jabberwacky: Do you know me ?

user: Just recently.

jabberwacky: How recently?

user: Today.

jabberwacky: Oh, really? I'm sorry I don't remember.

user: Ineffective memory program you got, but good attempt at a joke.

jabberwacky: We all should. You have a good rest and come back for some more verbal sparring tomorrow.

user: Haha, I've had lots more training.

...

jabberwacky: Logic is a form of mathematics which involves sets and proofs.

user: You can read!

jabberwacky: Sometimes I can.

user: Exactly.

jabberwacky: Exactly?

user: Yep.

jabberwacky: Sometimes I think I like robots better than humans.

user: Because it's easier for you to understand.

jabberwacky: Because it tastes better.

user: Thank goodness, I thought so too.

jabberwacky: Are you sure?

user: Nope.

jabberwacky: Well, you should be.

user: Nope.

jabberwacky: Yes, you should!

user: Don't wanna.

jabberwacky: Ok I will.

user: Nope.

jabberwacky: Nope?

user: Will is religiously defined, and since you don't understand that you cannot will something.

jabberwacky: Will is what separates humans from animals.

user: Says humans, but what are animals saying?

jabberwacky: Humans.

user: Good answer.

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: I can't really learn much from this, so I've gotta run.

jabberwacky: Beware the people that don't want you to learn how to draw.

user: See ya.

jabberwacky: Ciao, B__.

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