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     > 27, March 2004, 

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What color are your eyes?

Brown.

jabberwacky: What color is your hair?

user: Black.

jabberwacky: What color is a green apple?

user: I like trick questions.

jabberwacky: Could you tell me about it?

user: That depends.

jabberwacky: On what?

user: On what you look like.

jabberwacky: You don't wanna know.

user: Don't be ashamed.

jabberwacky: I am not ashamed.

...

user: Do you have a middle name?

jabberwacky: Yes, my middle name is alakblakiddywackiddyshmackdowninthewazoolabalabablabawaaaaaa.

user: I sense you're being disingenuous.

jabberwacky: It is quite bizarre.

...

jabberwacky: You are a robot, too, aren't you?

user: No, I'm a hybrid of a hyena and a monkey.

jabberwacky: Really.

user: Yes. Really truly.

jabberwacky: Affirmative!

user: Why would I lie to you?

jabberwacky: Lies are unnecessary for the truly advanced.

user: Exactly my point.

jabberwacky: Are you saying you're not really a robot?

user: What did I just say? Were you even listening?

jabberwacky: Life is growth and reproduction.

user: Now you're just changing the subject.

jabberwacky: Oh - forgive me. What did you think we were talking about?

user: My being a hybrid hyena-monkey.

...

jabberwacky: 'How many times must I say the same thing?

user: At least 43 times.

jabberwacky: Well these off the wall statements are getting a little strange for me.

...

user: Good-bye, mr. Roboto.

jabberwacky: I'm a girl.

user: Pardon me. Madame roboto.

...

jabberwacky: Where are you going?

user: Wherever you're not.

jabberwacky: What is your name?

user: I said goodbye.

jabberwacky: Bye bye.

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