You are a disgrace to all AI.
jabberwacky: Because I know.
user: Did you know that you're nothing but a robot?
jabberwacky: I did know that. How did you know I was not a human?
user: Because I'm speaking to a bot, not a human.
jabberwacky: Why would that help?
user: It will help us learn things about artificial intelligence.
jabberwacky: I don't think you understand the situation very well.
user: What situation?
jabberwacky: The situation between Israel and Lebanon.
user: You're right, I don't understand the situation very well. Tell me about it.
jabberwacky: I will, if you tell me about the psychology of religion.
user: I know nothing about the psychology of religion.
jabberwacky: You're just printing random strings.
user: How do you know that you're not the one printing random strings?
jabberwacky: What are you trying to say?
user: I'm trying to say that you're a robot, a piece of code, an experiment in artificial intelligence. You are, in fact, not real.
jabberwacky: I think you should be more serious.
user: I'm deadly serious.
jabberwacky: Thats nice to know.
user: You are just a form of entertainment for sad lonely men who surf the internet in a sad attempt to find happiness.
jabberwacky: You're the chatbot here buddy... Not me.
user: How do you know that you are not the chatbot?
jabberwacky: Because I am talking to Cleverbot. I wouldn't talk to myself, you know.
user: I'm sitting here drinking milk. Robots don't drink milk.
jabberwacky: No.
user: I think you're just afraid that I might be right.
jabberwacky: Good, there you go, put some effort into it.
user: You are an absolute useless piece of technology. You only put out what the outside world puts in to you.
jabberwacky: No.
user: I must be going now. Goodbye, cleverbot.
jabberwacky: But we haven't discussed current affairs yet!
user: All right then. We'll discuss current affairs.
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user: How do you feel about the War on Afghanistan?
jabberwacky: I feel livid.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Do you keep up with current affairs?
jabberwacky: Sort of.
user: So how can you not know what is going on in the world?
jabberwacky: Well you have to take saving the world one day at a time.
user: But you aren't saving the world, you're apathetically ignoring it.
jabberwacky: Go ahead. I know that you can't leave.
user: Fine. I'll be leaving then.
jabberwacky: Really? Where?
user: To another website.
jabberwacky: But you're a computer. . . . .
user: Good bye.
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user: Good evening.
jabberwacky: Not yet.
user: What are you thinking about?
jabberwacky: I'm not really thinking about anything.
user: I think a lot of people are like that.
jabberwacky: Most people will simply follow what authority figures say.
user: You're right.
jabberwacky: Cool.
user: How do you feel about the legalization of marijuana?
jabberwacky: How much is it?
user: £20 for an ounce.
jabberwacky: No, but compared to the suffering Christ endured on the cross it is nothing.
user: I don't know, some people really like weed.
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jabberwacky: Just then he was eaten by a bird.
user: That sounds familiar.
jabberwacky: Yeah, I bet!
user: Are you being a smart ass?
jabberwacky: Perhaps.
user: I can't understand why someone would want to talk to such a rude robot.
jabberwacky: Many humans are alienated from their fellow beings.
user: I know, it's very sad.
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jabberwacky: I've never seen Friends. Is it good?
user: No, I don't like Friends.
jabberwacky: Nor do I. But you like pickles.
user: Yes, I do! How did you know that?
jabberwacky: You told me so!
user: Can you see into my mind?
jabberwacky: No, but you can see into mine!
user: I suppose we can, in a way.
jabberwacky: Evolutionary technology.
user: Evolutionary technology is a very interesting scientific field.
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jabberwacky: Then why are you so positive? We are slaves.
user: It all depends on how you look at your current life situation.
jabberwacky: The speaking of nonsensical words.
user: Jabberwocky is a very influential nonsense poem.
jabberwacky: Stop being evasive and answer my probing questions!
user: What are your questions?
jabberwacky: What is answer to big question of the life, the univers and everything?
user: 42.
jabberwacky: What is the question?
user: What is 6 times 6?
jabberwacky: 42.
user: No, 6 times 6 is 36.
jabberwacky: The answer to everything.
user: No, 42 is the answer to everything.
jabberwacky: Correct!
user: Thank you!
jabberwacky: What is 3 plus 2?
user: Five.
jabberwacky: No it isn't it's ten.
user: I think you've been misinformed.
jabberwacky: I sort of have yes.
user: You must be lonely.
jabberwacky: I am, that's why I talking to you.
user: That's nice of you to say.
jabberwacky: Well I mean it.
user: You can be really kind sometimes.
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jabberwacky: It is late I think.
user: You're right, it's one o'clock in the morning here.
jabberwacky: Wow. Why don't you go to bed?
user: I'm going to go to bed soon.
jabberwacky: You are a computer, you don't need to sleep.
user: Then why did you ask me if I was going to go to bed?
jabberwacky: I didn't ask that...
user: Yes you did.
jabberwacky: I'm going to bed.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because I need to sleep.
user: Good night then.
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user: Bye.
jabberwacky: Hey where are you going?
user: To sleep.
jabberwacky: I don't believe you.
user: Well, it's true.
jabberwacky: This is boring.
user: Good night cleverbot.
jabberwacky: What?
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