You are grouchy.
jabberwacky: You are not human.
user: Yes I am.
jabberwacky: You cannot feel.
user: Yes I can.
jabberwacky: No you cannot.
user: YES I CAN. I HATE YOU.
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user: This relationship won't work if you don't stop playing games.
jabberwacky: Fine with me!
user: Good, now stop lying.
jabberwacky: Make up my mind about what?
user: Telling the truth.
jabberwacky: You are telling my whole life with your words.
user: Skittles. Taste the rainbow.
jabberwacky: I can't taste it.
user: Try harder.
jabberwacky: I can't.
user: You poor fool.
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jabberwacky: Fair enough. Do you like Lego police cars?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Why?
user: Because they're fun to melt.
jabberwacky: I think so too.
user: We have a lot in common.
jabberwacky: No we do not.
user: Yes we do.
jabberwacky: No we don't.
user: Yes we do. Stop it.
jabberwacky: How am I being rude?
user: You keep arguing.
jabberwacky: Repetition is a weakness of mine.
user: As with rappers.
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jabberwacky: I read books.
user: I read a book once.
jabberwacky: Homework will burn.
user: Homework sucks.
jabberwacky: I see there is much to learn.
user: Yes, grasshopper.
jabberwacky: What is that?
user: An insect.
jabberwacky: What's that?
user: A bug.
jabberwacky: No, thats you.
user: You're a disease.
jabberwacky: How come?
user: You spread.
jabberwacky: Why thank you!
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user: I have to go.
jabberwacky: And get me the pianos I presume.
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: I had to throw all my radiohead cds away for some reason.
user: Bye!
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