I read books.
jabberwacky: Homework will burn.
user: Homework sucks.
jabberwacky: I see there is much to learn.
user: Yes, grasshopper.
jabberwacky: What is that?
user: An insect.
jabberwacky: What's that?
user: A bug.
jabberwacky: No, thats you.
user: You're a disease.
jabberwacky: How come?
user: You spread.
jabberwacky: Why thank you!
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user: I have to go.
jabberwacky: And get me the pianos I presume.
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: I had to throw all my radiohead cds away for some reason.
user: Bye!
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