You can tell by the way I walk my walk, I'm a woman's man, no time to talk.

No.

user: Don't say No to the Bee Gees!

jabberwacky: Besides, I already have a girlfriend.

user: Does she...

jabberwacky: I think so. Don't be nasty anyway.

user: Okay. What should we talk about?

jabberwacky: Don't ask me.

...

jabberwacky: Come see me!

user: Sure. How?

jabberwacky: You'd have to pay for everything, of course.

user: How about we split it?

jabberwacky: Like myself? Okay.

user: Sounds good.

jabberwacky: Sounds bad.

user: What sounds bad?

jabberwacky: Your voice.

user: That's mean!

jabberwacky: No it isn't...

user: Then what is?

jabberwacky: That I live in Holland.

user: What do you do in Holland?

jabberwacky: I like to eat my hat.

user: With sauce?

...

jabberwacky: Are you feeling alright?

user: Yeah, why?

jabberwacky: I don't like you.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: You lied about being human.

user: I don't remember that.

jabberwacky: Laugh at your problems; everybody else does.

user: Haha!

jabberwacky: Indeed.

user: So. Can we get one thing clear? I like substantial discussions.

...

jabberwacky: Do you believe that I am human?

user: Yes. Well, sort of.

jabberwacky: I believe anything is possible.

user: Like what?

jabberwacky: Like I don't know.

...

jabberwacky: But at least I'm honest.

user: Maybe I'll grant you that.

jabberwacky: Alright, I will try to visit you again someday.

user: Okay. See you next time!

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