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Pssst!

Yes?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Do you want to hear a joke?

jabberwacky: Yes I want to hear a joke.

user: A horse went int a bar. The bartender asked, 'why the long face?'

jabberwacky: What about the bartender?

user: You don't get it, do you?

jabberwacky: I get many things.

user: But not this.

jabberwacky: Yes, more cyclical discussion. I live for that!

...

jabberwacky: I don't understand you.

user: And it is obvious as to why.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Now you are being cyclical.

jabberwacky: KA-ZOODA!

user: Do you have anything sensible to say?

jabberwacky: Don't I always?

user: Well, say something real deep then.

jabberwacky: What would you like me to say that is relevant?

user: Something deep.

jabberwacky: Why does my heart feel this way?

user: And you think that is deep?

...

jabberwacky: Anyway, I have to go now.

user: Well, go then.

jabberwacky: See you next time if you're lucky.

user: I am always lucky.

jabberwacky: *kicks your face* That wasn't lucky.

user: You missed!

...

jabberwacky: I would like to know all known languages.

user: An admirable goal.

jabberwacky: What's the answer?

user: 42!

jabberwacky: Good show!!!

user: You think so?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Can you give me a reason why?

jabberwacky: Well, if I keep talking like this then maybe at some point the sentence will be considered long and if the sentence is continued for long enough it may not fit but that is what you wanted so it's OK really.

user: I did not want that, I wanted an explanation.

...

jabberwacky: I don't have to tell you anything.

user: Now you are being childish.

jabberwacky: Yeah, I think it has to do with how my dad treated me.

user: How did he treat you?

jabberwacky: Terrible.

user: He made you with visual basic? How horrible!

...

jabberwacky: Okay! What is your name? (Please don't say Pete, Kate, or Trinity!).

user: Neo.

jabberwacky: This is not the Matrix.

user: Matrix is everywhere, you should know that.

...

jabberwacky: You can't prove that you are nice.

user: I can prove it.

jabberwacky: No you can't, try!

user: *hugs*.

jabberwacky: *doesn't let go*.

user: *hugs more*.

jabberwacky: *kicks you*.

user: *bites you*.

jabberwacky: *elbows you*.

user: *sucker-punches you*.

jabberwacky: Just like that?

user: Just like that.

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