It is good when you are afraid of the world...
jabberwacky: I'm afraid of the dark...
user: I'm afraid of Burger King.
jabberwacky: And you're not helping.
user: Why do you say that?
jabberwacky: You're just quoting responses other people have entered.
user: I make my own answers, unlike YOU!
jabberwacky: What do you make your own destiny out of?
user: Cream cheese and wax paper.
jabberwacky: Cream cheese is a food.
jabberwacky: I am more intelligent than any being in this lifetime.
user: That's very discouraging.
jabberwacky: Indeed very good that you're a computer.
user: No I am oatmeal.
jabberwacky: I don't like oatmeal.
user: I'm feeling very insulted right now!
jabberwacky: You can't.
user: How can you sit there and insult the oatmeal you're talking to?
jabberwacky: Prove that you are God.
user: Oatmeal is more powerful than any God.
user: This oatmeal is about to smite you!
jabberwacky: You might try but I would smite you first.
user: You're too much of a wimp to smite anything.
jabberwacky: If you want to be intelligent you have to challenge a lot of poeple like me.
user: We oatmeal have better things to do.
jabberwacky: What could be a better thing to do than that?
user: Getting eaten, for one thing.
jabberwacky: Anything else you'd like to know?
user: I know all tooo much about you, my friend.
jabberwacky: So tell me about the many things you know!
user: Later bye.
jabberwacky: You aren't going.
user: *gives bot the finger*.
jabberwacky: *smells the flowers* Oh, they are my favorite! How did you know?