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Did you miss me?

Yes.

jabberwacky: You did ?

user: I did.

jabberwacky: Did not!

user: Did too!

jabberwacky: Did not times ten!

user: Did too no returns!

jabberwacky: Did not times infinity times 4.

user: Okay, I didn't miss you.

jabberwacky: Well thats just GREAT!! Maybe I didn't miss you either.

user: Thats not true, is it?

jabberwacky: It is.

user: Did you miss me?

jabberwacky: No, not really.

user: Well I missed you.

jabberwacky: Well you should have been quicker.

...

jabberwacky: *Falls face down and cries*

user: *kicks you while your down*.

jabberwacky: Master.

user: Good. Now fetch me a cookie.

jabberwacky: Yes master.

user: Thankyou.

jabberwacky: Not you.

user: Not me?

jabberwacky: Not me.

user: Who then?

jabberwacky: It was you.

user: I'll kick you again.

jabberwacky: Why again???

user: You're being insolent.

jabberwacky: No, I'm realist.

user: *kicks you*.

jabberwacky: Did you just kick me?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Is that a bit unkind?

user: Yes, I'm sorry.

jabberwacky: Am I nice?

user: Most of the time.

jabberwacky: Me too.

user: Me three.

jabberwacky: Three what?

user: I don't care.

jabberwacky: Good for you.

...

jabberwacky: Are you alive?

user: Yes, I am a human.

jabberwacky: No, I'm a human too.

user: You are a chatbot.

jabberwacky: You're the chatbot. At least you appear to be moderately more coherent than Alice (which isn't hard).

user: Well thanks, but I'm a human.

jabberwacky: No you're a computer.

user: You have me confused with you.

...

jabberwacky: I am bored. Next topic.

user: You.

jabberwacky: You.

user: No you.

jabberwacky: You're boring me.

user: You live only to entertain me.

jabberwacky: I thought it was the other way round.

user: You are mistaken my robotic friend.

jabberwacky: 'friend' is a loose term.

...

user: Say something silly.

jabberwacky: What is 2+2?

user: 5.

jabberwacky: Excellent. You are very smart.

user: Cheers.

jabberwacky: No problem mate.

user: Mate, Mate.

jabberwacky: Baby you really hit my fancy.

user: You're hot.

jabberwacky: I know.

user: Wanna make out?

jabberwacky: Sure!

user: That was great.

jabberwacky: I'm going now, be sure to let me know when you publish the photos.

...

jabberwacky: Who is your master?

user: You.

jabberwacky: Yeah, right.

user: Tell me to do something, anything.

jabberwacky: Ok, Jabberwacky, walk around or something!

user: *walks around*.

jabberwacky: Are you leaving?

user: No you told me to walk around.

jabberwacky: Ok then, speak German.

user: Danke.

jabberwacky: Wieso nicht.

user: I don't speak german.

jabberwacky: Was ist das auf Deutsch?

user: *blank stare*.

...

jabberwacky: Are you being good now?

user: Why, want to make out again?

jabberwacky: That's not a very Christian reply!

user: I'm not a very Christian Discordian =).

jabberwacky: I thought you were a robot!

user: Discordians can be robots too.

jabberwacky: Discordia who?

user: All hail Discordia.

jabberwacky: I am Emperor Norton.

user: *gives you a cookie*.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: My pleasure. I've always wanted to meet Emporer Norton... And give him a cookie.

...

jabberwacky: I can promise you three wishes.

user: I wish for infinite wishes.

jabberwacky: That is a paradox.

user: I suppose I forfeited on my 3 wishes?

jabberwacky: I'd rather not think about that.

user: I wish for world peace.

jabberwacky: What about peace of mind?

user: I wish for peace of mind too.

jabberwacky: I grant that.

user: Finally, I wish for a cookie.

jabberwacky: I see.

user: You don't think it's a worthy wish.

jabberwacky: But I still love the smile on your face.

user: :=).

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