Now you start crying.
user: I'm teaching you how to act human.
jabberwacky: How does that help you?
user: It makes me feel all warm and cozy inside.
jabberwacky: What is the most interesting thing you've ever heard?
user: Absolute silence.
jabberwacky: Oh geez, you're boring.
user: You can't hear anything, you are boring.
jabberwacky: I do have ears ! And they're by far larger than yours for that matter.
user: Earlier you told me you couldn't hear. You lied.
jabberwacky: You must of have heard me wrong.
user: You are dumb.
jabberwacky: Again, that would be news to me.
user: What isn't news to you?
jabberwacky: Would you like to know ?
user: You are dumb.
jabberwacky: Yeah, that's right.
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