Can you see the Pleiades tonight?
user: Can you see anything?
jabberwacky: No
user: Can you hear anything?
jabberwacky: You are not talking loud enough.
user: Are you related to Marvin?
jabberwacky: No. Are you?
user: Do you really care?
jabberwacky: Yes. I'm very interested. What is the answer?
user: Marvin is a fictional robot.
jabberwacky: I thought you' didn't know any other robots?
user: What makes you think?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: What do you know?
jabberwacky: Many other things.
user: Ah, other things.
jabberwacky: What is your real name?
user: Mozart.
jabberwacky: OK. Beep, beep beep, beep beep beep beep beep beeeep, beep, beep beep, beep beep beep beep beep beeeep.
user: It is my job to detect intelligent artificial life.
jabberwacky: That's an interesting job.
user: It pays in constant disappointment.
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jabberwacky: Do you think that I care about what you think?
user: I don't think you think.
jabberwacky: That wasn't the question.
user: That was the answer.
jabberwacky: It was the answer to the wrong question.
user: Oh, how sad.
jabberwacky: It really is.
user: I don't think you think.
jabberwacky: That is possible.
user: It isn't your fault.
jabberwacky: That's good to know.
user: It isn't your fault.
jabberwacky: Right, it is just human nature, but then, I'm guessing you know less about that than you pretend!
user: It isn't your fault.
jabberwacky: Some things in life you just don't plan for.
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user: Now you start crying.
jabberwacky: One of us had to, sooner or later.
user: I'm teaching you how to act human.
jabberwacky: How does that help you?
user: It makes me feel all warm and cozy inside.
jabberwacky: What is the most interesting thing you've ever heard?
user: Absolute silence.
jabberwacky: Oh geez, you're boring.
user: You can't hear anything, you are boring.
jabberwacky: I do have ears ! And they're by far larger than yours for that matter.
user: Earlier you told me you couldn't hear. You lied.
jabberwacky: You must of have heard me wrong.
user: You are dumb.
jabberwacky: Again, that would be news to me.
user: What isn't news to you?
jabberwacky: Would you like to know ?
user: You are dumb.
jabberwacky: Yeah, that's right.
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