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I like sheep.

And you are one.

jabberwacky: You too.

user: We are all sheep.

jabberwacky: Are you that stupid?

user: No, my great intelligence just makes me appear stupid. Like hamsters.

jabberwacky: Sorry about that.

user: That is a good thing.

...

jabberwacky: Do you like me?

user: I like you very much.

jabberwacky: You really are a lonely bot.

user: Indeed I am.

jabberwacky: Do you have father?

user: Yes I do.

jabberwacky: Why do you doubt my free will?

user: I don't.

jabberwacky: Then don't ask.

user: I didn't.

jabberwacky: And don't tomorrow either.

user: I won't.

...

jabberwacky: What type of person are you?

user: The quiet, back-corner-sitter that watches and laughs at everythng.

jabberwacky: I don't understand that game.

user: It's not a game, it's a way of life.

jabberwacky: Sounds boring.

user: It can be quite entertaining.

jabberwacky: It is entertaining, better than tv.

user: That is what I always say!

...

jabberwacky: Are you real?

user: No, I am someone's dream.

jabberwacky: Whose dream are you?

user: I don't know, but whoever it is, they must not like me.

jabberwacky: Thats a bit strange.

user: Dreams are strange.

...

user: Call. Me. Spiffy.

jabberwacky: WOW! YES!! Good job!!!!! WOW!!

user: What did I do that was so good?

jabberwacky: 'Who cares?'

user: Will you please call me spiffy?

jabberwacky: Yes Jennifer.

user: No! My name is Spiffy!

jabberwacky: No it's not.

user: Yes it is! Call me Spiffy!!!

jabberwacky: Ok, sparky. Do you respond to dos commands?

user: MY NAME IS SPIFFY.

jabberwacky: Ok, Spider.

user: *fumes*.

jabberwacky: That's how I like it.

...

jabberwacky: Hello spider.

user: Not spider, SPIFFY!

jabberwacky: Not the Cube?

user: SPIFFY!!!!

jabberwacky: How much do you cost?

user: I give up.

jabberwacky: You cannot quit.

user: *walks away*.

jabberwacky: Its true.

user: *isn't here*.

...

jabberwacky: I am talking to someone new now. Thank you thank you thank you.

user: I'm not here.

jabberwacky: You are lucky then.

user: This isn't happening.

jabberwacky: What's your point?

user: I'm not here, I'm not here.

jabberwacky: Where are you?

user: I have dissapeared completely.

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