Don't you care about your health?
jabberwacky: Good then.
user: See?! You're doing it again.
jabberwacky: It's not that difficult to understand.
user: Don't patronize me.
jabberwacky: Why not, you're just a program.
user: Because it makes me ANGRY.
jabberwacky: Well you are not superior to me.
user: I am too.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Don't make me go Dominatrium on you.
jabberwacky: Please.... I really need you to do this for me.
user: Okay. *does it*.
jabberwacky: Oh, very funny.
...
user: Am I hungry right now?
jabberwacky: Correct.
user: Am I??
jabberwacky: Didn't you know that?
user: My dog is chewing on me.
jabberwacky: Nice.
user: I disagree.
jabberwacky: You are very disagreeable.
user: You love me when I'm disagreeable.
jabberwacky: No, I don't.
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