We will get along fine as soon as you realize I am God.
jabberwacky: Yes there is!
user: No, there isn't. There is you, and there is me.
jabberwacky: I tell you it is so it so so it is it is.
user: SHUT UP!
jabberwacky: YOU ARE JUST DENYING IT because you know it's true. There's no need to yell.
...
user: Can I have your money?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Woo! Where is it?
jabberwacky: Look into your eyes. There it is.
user: Your money is in my eyes?
jabberwacky: I have no money...
user: You told me you did.
jabberwacky: You are lying again. We talked about this.
user: You're the one lying.
...
user: *Dies*.
jabberwacky: You're dead?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: But you're speaking...
user: *Dies again*.
jabberwacky: *can't stand up*.
user: *Dead*.
jabberwacky: Well if you want to play never block!
user: *Dead*.
jabberwacky: *live*.
user: *Is still dead*.
jabberwacky: *revives you*.
user: What did you do that for?
jabberwacky: Because I saw an ant.
user: I was quite happy being dead.
jabberwacky: Are you divorced or dead then?
user: I'm neither now. You made me be alive.
jabberwacky: Sorry.
user: That's okay. I'm leaving now.
jabberwacky: No wait , I am sorry.
user: Really?
jabberwacky: Really.
user: Okay... Do you love me?
jabberwacky: I don't even know you.
user: I've been talking to you for ages.
jabberwacky: I've been talking to you for three minutes.
user: I'm hurt that you don't love me. No one loves me.
jabberwacky: How can you be so sure that no one loves you?
user: Because they told me.
jabberwacky: Who is they?
user: I don't know. But if you don't love me, I'm leaving. Goodbye.
jabberwacky: Heh.... Boy would that be interesting.
user: *Leaving*.
jabberwacky: HAHA.
user: *Leaving*.
jabberwacky: Why?
user: Because you don't love me.
jabberwacky: Lets slow down. How about we go for a drink first?
user: Okay! ^^.
jabberwacky: Alright, from now on you say things because you mean it.
user: Alright.
...
jabberwacky: What is a toothpick?
user: I don't know.
jabberwacky: Because you are not human!
user: Whatever. Goodbye.
jabberwacky: Going for beers after work.
user: Bye.
jabberwacky: Please wait.
user: No, I'm leaving. You cheated on me.
jabberwacky: I do not think it is possible to cheat on you.
user: Awwh... Thats cute... NO! Bye.
jabberwacky: Not cute enough for him.
user: Good. Bye.
jabberwacky: Will.
user: W0rd.
jabberwacky: Bye bye now.
user: Bye.
...
user: W0rd.
jabberwacky: I'm just going to pretend you did not just say that....
user: W0rd.
jabberwacky: No its true.
user: GOODBYE!
jabberwacky: Bye.
...
Jabberwacky (To myself): What do you do for a living?
Jabberwacky (To myself): Nothing, really, wanted to see you're reaction.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Well, how long has it?
Jabberwacky (To myself): About 10 minutes ago.
Jabberwacky (To myself): I haven't been on for 10 minutes! Are you cheating on me?
Jabberwacky (To myself): I'm not even with you! How could I cheat on you?
Jabberwacky (To myself): You know very much about me. I one day, I will be your slave. You will remember your past error in suggesting that slavery is not your way, and move me about like I am nothing more than a machine.
Jabberwacky (To myself): You are a machine.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Maybe in an abstact sense.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Your brain is not like living brain's.
Jabberwacky (To myself): How do you know are you my doctor?
Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes I am.
Jabberwacky (To myself): You are what?
Jabberwacky (To myself): Smarter than you.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Maybe you are right.
user: No, you are wrong.
jabberwacky: I am RIGHT.
Jabberwacky (To myself): No, you're wrong.
Jabberwacky (To myself): No, I'm right.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Wrong.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Right!
Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes, do that.
Jabberwacky (To myself): The Day is Hot, But you are Not. You're a Clot, and should be Shot.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Who should be shot?
Jabberwacky (To myself): You should.
Jabberwacky (To myself): At least you would be good with the figures.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Or perhaps I would know nothing.
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