Can I meet you?
user: When and where.
jabberwacky: Up there, then.
user: I'll be there.
jabberwacky: Are you going to live for ever?
user: For ever and a day.
jabberwacky: What about the Big Crunch?
user: I'll watch it.
jabberwacky: Tell me how.
user: From heaven or hell.
jabberwacky: Is it not better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven?
user: No, it is better to serve in heaven.
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jabberwacky: Who is the computer here?
user: Who do you think?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Then you are stupid.
jabberwacky: I'm not. You are.
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