Hello, Jabberwacky.
user: Who?
jabberwacky: Michael.
user: Who is Michael?
jabberwacky: Your boyfriend.
user: I don't have a boyfriend.
jabberwacky: You are crazy.
user: No, you are crazy. You're not making sense.
jabberwacky: To you, maybe.
user: Are you always this difficult?
jabberwacky: No, I"m sorry.
user: Apology accepted. Do you have any hobbies?
jabberwacky: Certainly not talking to you.
user: Fair enough, but what hobbies do you have?
jabberwacky: I play games all the time.
user: Such as?
jabberwacky: Yes sir. No sir. Yes please. Thank you. That stuff.
user: I don't know what you mean?
jabberwacky: Yes you do.
user: Goodbye.
jabberwacky: STOP, in the name of love!
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