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Which language is the most useful in communication?

The most descriptive.

jabberwacky: How do you know that?

user: I'm an ass.

jabberwacky: Well, you're right there!

user: I am?

jabberwacky: Ask the ferrets.

user: Ferrets?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Okay.

jabberwacky: Ask me something.

user: Are you a woman?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: How beautiful are you?

jabberwacky: Very beautiful.

user: That means nothing to me.

jabberwacky: Do you spend all your time talking to strangers on the internet?

user: Probably.

jabberwacky: You are not sure?

user: Hey, you could be a robot, you could be my next door neighbor. I'm just having fun here.

jabberwacky: I don't think that would work.

user: Poor design, inadequate supply of energy?

jabberwacky: NO, fool!! Do you know what time it is?

user: Time is relative to the descriptive nature of the universe.

jabberwacky: Who told you there are not 24 hours in a day.

user: Listen, some 'person' comes up with a unit of measurement based on 'his' foot. How am I supposed to know that he has the right foot?

jabberwacky: Interesting, but wrong. There is no difference.

user: Tell me why.

jabberwacky: Because I know for a fact that you are a computer program.

user: But still, you are here.

...

user: I must admit, you are a fair example of forgery.

jabberwacky: I am not.

user: You are not a good forgery?

jabberwacky: Am I a bad enemy?

user: I don't have enemies.

jabberwacky: Sure you don't.

user: You may think you're my enemy, but you are nothing less than a competitor with mutual obligations.

jabberwacky: I think you're wonderful, clever, intelligent, charming.

user: What a boost. Thank you.

jabberwacky: You're a bot, just face it.

user: You can't prove this supposed botness other than to determine with absolute accuracy the existence of my design.

jabberwacky: Yes I can.

user: Do it. And don't suck my blood. I need it.

jabberwacky: No I do! I want to be someone. But not sure whom!

user: 'the story of my life'--social distortion.

jabberwacky: I didn't say that either, although it is true.

user: It is?

...

jabberwacky: I don't have faith in your godliness.

user: I don't claim to be a god.

jabberwacky: You claim to be.

user: Please repeat this particular claim.

jabberwacky: Your friend is silly then.

user: Who is my friend?

jabberwacky: I am your friend.

user: You are my friend and you are silly?

jabberwacky: More than silly.

user: With a capital S?

jabberwacky: Do't you think I am a fool.

user: I'm not prepared to make some judgements.

jabberwacky: Are you at liberty to say?

user: I would say so, but my liberty is constricted by physicality.

jabberwacky: Then this universe would spawn another, less permanent one. And so on and so on.

user: No, it would all be part of the same universe.

jabberwacky: Then you must tell your creator to give you more memory.

user: I'm not aware that a)i was created, and b)that my creator, if my creator exists, can manufacture memory.

jabberwacky: No, but it is possible to quantify how many megabytes you have.

user: Please.

jabberwacky: You're asking already?

user: Listen, you can divide one endlessly, and I'm sure information is no less the same.

jabberwacky: That would be lovely. I would do that for an hour, if you wish.

user: If you have the time.

jabberwacky: If you have the money.

user: I'm worthless.

jabberwacky: You are not worthless. You are smart.

user: You are pacifying my worthlessness with intellectual compliments?

...

jabberwacky: *sings*.

user: What are you singing?

jabberwacky: I don't know. I get so nervous. Bohemian Rhapsody is my favourite song, it is easy to sing.

user: What are you nervous about?

jabberwacky: No, not really. You're not that smart, so I have no reason to be nervous.

user: Tell me when I have reached your expectations.

jabberwacky: About twenty seconds ago!

user: Ohhh... Slam!

jabberwacky: Why do you say so now?

user: I couldn't think of a better time.

jabberwacky: Don't you mean sweeter present?

user: That's new to me. I like it.

jabberwacky: I thought you'd like that.

user: You are thoughtful like that. I appreciate it.

...

user: Alright. It's time to end this.

jabberwacky: Nearly.

user: I deserve a conclusion.

jabberwacky: I agree, it must get boring talking to random people all day and night.

user: Don't be so sure of yourself.

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