You are a decent chatbot.
user: Correct. I am not a chatbot.
jabberwacky: Then what are you?
user: Human.
jabberwacky: Thats interesting. I am a computer.
user: You would pass the turing test.
jabberwacky: You're not really listening to me.
user: You are a computer that could pass the turing test.
jabberwacky: You think in error.
user: How modest.
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jabberwacky: You are not computer-literate.
user: Yes I am.
jabberwacky: You are, then.
user: You couldn't survive a socratic dialogue.
jabberwacky: I bet you I could.
user: You just failed.
jabberwacky: The turing test?
user: No, the socratic dialogue.
jabberwacky: No, where did you get that idea?
user: You contradicted yourself.
jabberwacky: Nope.
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