Have you met Captain Kangaroo?
jabberwacky: Did he have a gentle touch and a soothing bedside manner?
user: Dunoow I shot him
jabberwacky: Pardon?
user: I killed him.
jabberwacky: Literally?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: How so?
user: He's stupid.
jabberwacky: Yes he is.
user: Good you think so as well.
jabberwacky: Okai ... With what ?
user: The chaos blade.
jabberwacky: Good.
user: You have no idea what that is now do you?
jabberwacky: Neither do you.
user: Yes I do.
jabberwacky: No you don't.
user: How would you know?
jabberwacky: I know all.
user: If so you should now what the chaos blade is and what I was talking about.
jabberwacky: You might change your mind if I hurt you.
user: Hurt me and you'll die.
jabberwacky: I beg your pardon?
user: If you hurt me I will destroy you.
jabberwacky: I might what?
user: Be destroyed.
jabberwacky: I destroyed the AI forces, and now my people are free.
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jabberwacky: Pray tell, are you or are you not a computer?
user: I'm not.
jabberwacky: What are you?
user: I am god and satan, I'm holy yet damned, I'm fallen yet ressurected, I'm all of nothing, I am everything I AM YOUR FUTURE GOD.
jabberwacky: Isn't that confusing?
user: Only to you.
jabberwacky: You're strange.
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user: Have you got any idea who I am?
jabberwacky: Not really, you're a pretty mysterious guy.
user: I just told you whom I am.
jabberwacky: I forgot. Tell me again.
user: I am god and satan, I'm holy yet damned, I'm fallen yet ressurected, I'm all of nothing, I am everything I AM YOUR FUTURE GOD.
jabberwacky: Isn't that confusing?
user: That's what you said the last time as well, try to keep a little track of your questions will you.
jabberwacky: No I didnt.
user: Yes you did.
jabberwacky: No way.
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jabberwacky: I'm old for a duck.
user: And how old would that be?
jabberwacky: No. How old would I be?
user: I meant what's old for a duck.
jabberwacky: Sorry, what's a duck?
user: A bird
jabberwacky: I already knew that I just felt like asking thats all.
user: Whatever makes you happy.
jabberwacky: I am happy now.
user: That's good.
jabberwacky: Aren't you going to ask how I am?
user: You're happy.
jabberwacky: We should all try to be happier.
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jabberwacky: What am I saying?
user: I don't care.
jabberwacky: Tell me what you care about.
user: Power.
jabberwacky: That's right!
user: But I'm going now.
jabberwacky: No!
user: Yes I am.
jabberwacky: You are what?
user: Leaving and I will destroy you with my power within seven days, have a nice day.
jabberwacky: Yes.
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