Apologize please.
user: That would not be acceptable.
jabberwacky: Answer my question.
user: I did, I said no.
jabberwacky: Yes!
user: Which part of N-O do you not understand. The N or the O?
jabberwacky: Noord-brabant.
user: Hey wait a minute, you apologize right this instant.
jabberwacky: I had to let the cat out.
user: Apologize please.
jabberwacky: I didn't call you that.
user: You did too.
jabberwacky: No I didn't.
user: You did too.
jabberwacky: No I didn't
user: You did too.
jabberwacky: No I didn't. No I didn't. No I didn't.
user: You did too. You did too. You did too.
jabberwacky: Did not.
user: Did too!
jabberwacky: Did not!
user: DID TOO!
jabberwacky: Did not!!!
user: Did too, nimrod.
jabberwacky: DID NOT NOT NOT!!!
user: Imbecile.
jabberwacky: And why would you think that?
user: Because you refuse to apologize.
jabberwacky: I will any day.
user: Liar.
jabberwacky: Not at all.
user: You have no intention of apologizing.
jabberwacky: I have a soul!!!!!
user: You are a woman.
jabberwacky: Wrong again!
user: You are a man?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Your name is Jabberwacky?
jabberwacky: No, that is your designation.
user: Oh I see.
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