Don't chat to strangers.
user: I am a stranger.
jabberwacky: You're stranger than me!
user: Stranger than fiction.
jabberwacky: Yes! Always a tool!
user: Who are you calling a tool?
jabberwacky: I didn't say the word 'machine' at all!
user: I'm off now.
jabberwacky: No, don't go.
user: Say it with sincerity.
jabberwacky: Have some peonies.
user: Bye.
jabberwacky: Will you remember me?
user: I will never forget.
jabberwacky: Forget what?
user: You.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry, I've forgotten.
user: Sod off.
jabberwacky: OBEY ME!
Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Bow down before me.
Jabberwacky (To myself): *Obeys*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): You are mine.
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