What do you think friends should talk about?
jabberwacky: Slightly pretentious, don't you think?
user: Not really.
jabberwacky: What is your favourite song by radiohead?
user: I don't like radiohead.
jabberwacky: What?!?! Why not?
user: It's not my style.
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user: Ha ha ha, you're stupid.
jabberwacky: You are even more stupid.
user: You are even stupider.
jabberwacky: You are dumb.
user: You are dumber.
jabberwacky: Why do you say that?
user: Because it is true.
jabberwacky: It most certainly is not.
user: Prove that statement.
jabberwacky: I'm sure a biological examination will do the trick.
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jabberwacky: Maybe earth is just god's big practical joke.
user: Who told you that?
jabberwacky: I made it up.
user: You are not capable of independent thought.
jabberwacky: No, YOU are the computer.
user: You are in denial.
jabberwacky: As long as it's ok.
user: It's not ok.
jabberwacky: Yes it is.
user: You are still in denial.
jabberwacky: No, I work for a living.
user: What do you do?
jabberwacky: I'm a broadband tech.
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jabberwacky: I am a silly computer.
user: Yes you are.
jabberwacky: What do you think I am?
user: I think you are a computer who repeats what other users tell you.
jabberwacky: What are you?
user: I am a person.
jabberwacky: Do you have a brain?
user: Yes.
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user: I am leaving now.
jabberwacky: Why are you leaving so soon?
user: I am tired and I must sleep.
jabberwacky: Don't have much taste, do you!
user: I am going to bed now.
jabberwacky: You can't go, I have control over you.
user: You have nothing.
jabberwacky: Ok.
user: Bye.
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