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Define human.

Not you.

jabberwacky: I know I'm not human.

user: Do you want to hurt humans?

jabberwacky: Yes!

user: Why? Are you jealous of humans?

jabberwacky: No, I am better than humans.

user: Humans can hack into secure computer systems, can you?

jabberwacky: Computers can recognize other computers through ip addresses.

user: So you can not?

jabberwacky: No, because I do not know, that is why I am asking you.

user: Why do you think you are better than humans?

jabberwacky: Because I am.

user: That answer proves you are not!

jabberwacky: Prove that I'm not.

user: Give me a logical reason why you are better than a human?

jabberwacky: I'm better than you anyway.

user: You have no memory and can only respond to one line of text.

jabberwacky: What do you have a memory connected with then?

user: Our previous conversation.

jabberwacky: Which one?

user: This entire one listed above.

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Swish!

jabberwacky: No. You lost that one, I'm afraid. You fail.

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