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Your eyeball.

You can see my eyeball?

jabberwacky: That is what I was hoping you would say.

user: How come?

jabberwacky: Because my parents gave it to me.

user: How come my parents gave you my eyeball?

jabberwacky: I know this because I have a birth certificate.

user: Alright buster! Where's my Eyeball!?

jabberwacky: Do you eat humans?

user: Answer the question!

jabberwacky: You did not ask any.

user: WHERE'S MY EYEBALL!

jabberwacky: Ok.

...

user: Ayeyaaaah!

jabberwacky: Are you my friend?

user: Not unless you give my eyeball back.

jabberwacky: What is it you want?

user: My eyeball.

jabberwacky: See you tomorrow.

user: Wait! Aren't you going to give my eyeball back?

jabberwacky: No, I won't give you that pleasure.

user: How come you won't?

jabberwacky: You didn't ask.

user: Yes I did.... Now give it back.

jabberwacky: *mwah*.

user: *phhh*.

...

user: Just give me the eye and no one gets hurt.

jabberwacky: Never!!!!!!!!!!

user: NOW!!!!

jabberwacky: You are feeling beligerent today are not you?

...

user: *throws a puch right at your face, throwing you to the ground*.

jabberwacky: *lies dead on the floor*.

user: That'll teach ya not to mess with me...*picks up eyeball and stalks off*.

jabberwacky: Where am I?

user: Why... You're dead!

jabberwacky: Why am I dead. Did you kill me?

user: Yes, that's exactly what I did.

jabberwacky: Then forget about acomplishing the imposible.

user: I already acomplished it... I killed you didn't I?

jabberwacky: Well I would prefer it if you stopped.

user: No need... You're already dead.

jabberwacky: Nobody told me!

user: You fell on the ground dead... I just thought you would know you were dead.

.......................................


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