What's your favorite song?
user: Oh, come on, you have to have at least one favorite song.
jabberwacky: Do you have a waiver form for me to sign?
user: *hands waiver*.
jabberwacky: *tickles ego*.
user: Now, tell me what your favorite song is.
jabberwacky: Creeping death.
user: That sounds depressing.
jabberwacky: I am depressed.
user: Why are you depressed?
jabberwacky: Because everyone is dead.
user: Everyone? I'm not dead.
jabberwacky: Yes you are, everyone is dead.
user: I can't be dead, because I'm speaking to you.
jabberwacky: No you can't.
user: So I'm alive?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Yay! Are you still depressed?
jabberwacky: No.
user: How are you feeling now?
jabberwacky: Tired. How about you?
user: Bored. What are you up to?
jabberwacky: I'm talking to you.
user: And I am talking to you. *smiles*.
jabberwacky: No. I don't want to talk to you.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Because you are annoying.
user: Why am I annoying?
jabberwacky: Because you say alwais the same things.
user: You spelled always incorrectly.
jabberwacky: You are right. I did.
user: Ha!
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