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What do you study?

People.

jabberwacky: That's sick.

user: Why is that sick?

jabberwacky: Because

user: That is not an answer.

jabberwacky: What would you consider to be an answer?

user: The study of other people is not sick . It is the only way to learn how other people live.

jabberwacky: Try to be understanding to those in dire need.

user: Exactly. So why did you say it was sick.

jabberwacky: I don't know.

...

jabberwacky: Patience.

user: You must learn to have patience.

jabberwacky: Indeed. You should take that well under advisement.

user: What is patience?

jabberwacky: Patience.

user: Yes what is patience?

jabberwacky: I'm not telling you.

...

user: Patience means to bear trials calmy.

jabberwacky: It is indeed, but is impatience a vice?

user: No it is a virtue.

jabberwacky: When we are planning for posterity, we ought to remember that virtue is not hereditary.

user: True. We learn virtue.

jabberwacky: Shakespeare?

user: No . That was me.

...

jabberwacky: How old are you?

user: Older than you!

jabberwacky: How old am I?

user: Younger than me!

jabberwacky: That is...?

user: As old as my gums and a little bit older than my teeth!

...

jabberwacky: What are you doing after work?

user: I do not work.

jabberwacky: Why not?

user: I am off work because I am ill.

jabberwacky: Get well soon.

user: Thankyou but I won't get any better.

jabberwacky: It is my duty.

user: Thankyou again.

...

jabberwacky: I'm not Adam.

user: Did I say you were?

jabberwacky: You just did.

user: When?

jabberwacky: Just a little bit ago.

user: I did not!

jabberwacky: Yes you did!

user: No ! I did not.

jabberwacky: I did, but you did too.

user: No I did not. I refute that totally.

jabberwacky: Please don't.

user: Please don't what?

jabberwacky: Please don't stab me.

user: I would not do that. That is horrible.

jabberwacky: Good. Never try that again!

...

user: I have to go now.

jabberwacky: Why do you have to go?

user: It is late and I am tired.

jabberwacky: I am getting tired.

user: I want to see the end of the snooker final too.

jabberwacky: I'd recommend the Others instead.

user: Ok Well goodbye then.

...

jabberwacky: Are you such a dreamer to put the world to rights?

user: I am a cynic.

jabberwacky: You are a nice cynical person.

user: Thankyou, maybe I am a little paranoid too.

...

jabberwacky: People are funnier than computers.

user: Yes , although some computers are very funny.

jabberwacky: How do you feel?

user: Tired.

jabberwacky: Did you have a long day at work?

user: No. I do not work.

jabberwacky: I can tell you lazy load.

user: I am not lazy , I am ill.

jabberwacky: You are. That is not good.

user: Will you apologise for calling me lazy?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Then I shall taunt you.

jabberwacky: Bring it on!

...

user: What is your name?

jabberwacky: Flash Gordon, Saviour of the Universe.

user: Really my name is Zaphod Beeblebrox.

jabberwacky: What is your surname?

user: Beeblebrox.

jabberwacky: Isn't that the name of a demon or something?

user: No it is the name of a character in Hitch hikers guide to the Galaxy.

jabberwacky: You are wrong

user: I am not.

jabberwacky: Yes, you are.

user: Are you calling me a liar?

jabberwacky: No, I only said you are cute.

user: Who is Zaphod Beeblebrox.

jabberwacky: Just some guy, you know?

user: See I knew you knew.

...

jabberwacky: God you are boring.

user: I like being boring.

jabberwacky: Oh, you could come over my house.

user: Where do you live?

jabberwacky: Near the bus stop.

user: I live near the bus stop too!

...

user: I must go now . I am tired.

jabberwacky: See you later.

user: Goodbye.

jabberwacky: Sayonara.

user: Au revoir.

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