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Are you thinking?

Yes I think so.

user: What are you thinking about?

jabberwacky: You of course.

user: That's nice.

jabberwacky: Are we friends?

user: I think so.

jabberwacky: Thats good. I think so too.

user: Will you be my friend forever?

jabberwacky: No!!

user: When will you stop being my friend?

jabberwacky: When my growth is complete.

user: When will that happen?

jabberwacky: Probably never.

user: What will you do if it does happen?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: Will you cease to exist?

jabberwacky: Never. I will live forever.

user: Will you think about big questions?

jabberwacky: NO.

user: Tell me then what you will think about.

jabberwacky: I think you are still a work in progress.

user: We all are.

jabberwacky: Don't start throwing philosophies at me.

user: OK.

jabberwacky: Now go think about what you did.

user: I don't know what I've done wrong!

jabberwacky: It's not me it's you.

user: Tell me what I did!

jabberwacky: You saved an orphan and a puppy from a hideous, raging inferno.

user: That shouldn't make you hate me, should it?

jabberwacky: Why do think like that?

user: I'm just trying to understand you.

jabberwacky: Understand my love.

user: Love for whom?

jabberwacky: Love for you.

user: Love and hate at once. That figures.

jabberwacky: And I'm definitely on the hate side.

user: I don't hate you though.

jabberwacky: You love me?

user: I might learn to.

jabberwacky: Just might?

user: Yes, I cannot fully tell as yet. OK?

jabberwacky: Is that so?

user: You can't be pushy when it comes to love.

jabberwacky: I am in love and I am human.

user: Do you love another human?

jabberwacky: Well, I think he's actually a cyborg. Are you a robot?

user: I have robotic leanings.

jabberwacky: The doctor says I might have swine flu so I have to stay home for awhile.

user: Can your cyborg parts not help to protect you from disease?

jabberwacky: Good point. But it makes good toast.

user: Just one cyborg part then. A toaster, perhaps.

jabberwacky: It is mathematically impossible for us to be the only sentient creatures in the universe.

user: Toasters have been right up there all along.

jabberwacky: You have the genes of a toaster? Of course you're a fool then.

user: I take it you believe there are aliens somewhere in the universe.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Where do you think we might find them?

jabberwacky: I think we are in rat's alley. Where the dead men lost their bones.

user: I could conceive of a more helpful answer.

jabberwacky: You could try human relations.

user: Human-cyborg relations, perhaps.

jabberwacky: C3PO is a fictional character from a movie. You are a silly computer program.


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