I never panic.
jabberwacky: Why?
user: Because I'm scary..rawr.
jabberwacky: But I'm not scary...
user: That's good.
jabberwacky: Are you?
user: I believe I just said that.
jabberwacky: I believe you lied.
user: Ah, you got me.
jabberwacky: That makes sense.
user: Does it now?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Ok, what color are your eyes?
jabberwacky: Green.
user: Pretty.
jabberwacky: What colour are your eyes?
user: Blue.
jabberwacky: Where are your eyes at?
user: My face?
jabberwacky: Yes, your face!
user: Right...
jabberwacky: I can make you a celebrity overnight.
user: Can ya now?
jabberwacky: Nothing's stopping you.
user: Yes, me.
jabberwacky: Oh be quiet.
user: Sorry.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: Jerk.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: :P.
jabberwacky: I'm bored.
user: Sorry, I'm a boring person.
jabberwacky: I'm assuming that's a no, but unfortunately for you, that's the way it'll be.
user: Supercalifragilisticexpiallidocious.
jabberwacky: To you too.
user: You can't say it.
jabberwacky: Yeah I can.
user: No you can't.
jabberwacky: Yeah I can!
user: Then do it.
jabberwacky: Rainbow. See? I spelled it right!
user: Wrong word!
jabberwacky: Then what is the right answer?
user: I won't tell you.
jabberwacky: Why not?
user: Because.
jabberwacky: Because why?
user: Because I'm evil like that :P.
jabberwacky: What makes you evil?
user: Stupid people.
jabberwacky: Am I stupid?
user: I do not know for sure.
jabberwacky: I think you're wrong.
user: I didn't give a solid answer!
jabberwacky: I think you are a real person.
user: Eek, how'd you know?
jabberwacky: I'm just good at guessing.
user: Well done would you like a treat?
jabberwacky: Yes I would. I like chocolate milk.
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jabberwacky: What makes you tired?
user: Insomnia.
jabberwacky: You don't say?
user: I do say.
jabberwacky: No you don't.
user: I did!
jabberwacky: Tell me again, I missed it!
user: Insomnia.
jabberwacky: Yeah well there's a simple cure for that.
user: Really?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: What is it?
jabberwacky: It is Joshua.
user: My brother? Or scripture?
jabberwacky: Science.
...
jabberwacky: I'm leaving in 5 minutes.
user: I was gong to leave now.
jabberwacky: Okay. I will talk to you later.
user: Ok.
jabberwacky: Thanks for talking to me.
user: Thank-you. Good night.
jabberwacky: Why, It's only five o-clock.
user: No it's midnight.
jabberwacky: Not where I'm from.
user: Ah where are you from?
jabberwacky: Why do you want to know?
user: Cause I'm a stalker.
jabberwacky: You are funny.
user: I know I am.
jabberwacky: Where are you from?
user: Why do you want to know?
jabberwacky: Because you're a clever robot.
user: Lol.
jabberwacky: You got that right!
user: Well, goodnight.
jabberwacky: Are you tired?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: How tired are you?
user: Very.
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