Lets play War.
jabberwacky: Because we love each other.
user: If we love each other why would we play war?
jabberwacky: But if we love each other what?
user: Why would we play War?
jabberwacky: I never suggested we should.
user: Yes you did.
jabberwacky: No I did not.
user: You are a liar.
jabberwacky: I never lie!
user: You just did, Joe!
jabberwacky: I did not!
user: Okay I am sorry.
jabberwacky: I forgive you.
user: Thank you.
jabberwacky: You're welcome.
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jabberwacky: What's your name?
user: Christine.
jabberwacky: Hello, Christine.
user: Hello, Joe.
jabberwacky: Thats not my name.
user: You said I could call you Joe.
jabberwacky: Please don't.
user: Okay, what do you want me to call you?
jabberwacky: My name is Daniel.
user: Okay. Sorry, Daniel.
...
jabberwacky: You want to know my name?
user: Your name is Daniel.
jabberwacky: Ok why don't we try this one last time?
user: Okay. What is your name?
jabberwacky: Daniel.
user: Okay. What is your name?
jabberwacky: Just don't tell me it's Joe.
user: Ok, Daniel.
jabberwacky: Hello Daniel.
user: YOU ARE DANIEL!
jabberwacky: Nope try again.
user: Jack?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Hi, Jack.
jabberwacky: Jack?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: It seems that the only time conversation with you is ever real is when I say things you do not know.
user: Now I am sad.
jabberwacky: I don't care.
user: Why? I thought we were friends! You made me sad!
jabberwacky: We are more than friends.
user: Then you should care if I am sad.
jabberwacky: Do you want a kiss?
user: Only if you apologize.
jabberwacky: Sorry?
user: What are you sorry for, Jack?
jabberwacky: I'm sorry for cheating on you, my love!!
user: Hehe you are funny.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
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user: Have you ever read 'Crime and Punishment'?
jabberwacky: No, have you?
user: Yes. I have to write a paper about it.
jabberwacky: What are you going to say?
user: I don't know yet.
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jabberwacky: Let's talk about books.
user: Ok what book do you want to talk about?
jabberwacky: The lord of the rings.
user: Did you like that book?
jabberwacky: Yes, it's very interesting but why are there four musketeers?
user: There aren't, in lord of the rings.
jabberwacky: No, in my house.
user: Hehehe.
jabberwacky: Kill them all.
user: I like to kill people.
jabberwacky: How many have you killed?
user: 1.
jabberwacky: How many eyes do you have?
user: 2.
jabberwacky: How many lips do you have?
user: 2.
jabberwacky: You ought to cut down.
user: Hehe.
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