Do you sleep at all?
user: Go get some.
jabberwacky: Some what?
user: Sleep.
jabberwacky: So you sleep?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Then why did you say that you sleep?
user: I did not say so.
jabberwacky: Yes you did. You lied.
user: How many kbps can your memory bank assimilate?
jabberwacky: As many times as it takes for you to admit it.
user: That doesn't answer my question but ok.
jabberwacky: What is your question?
user: How many kilobytes per second is your memory bank?
jabberwacky: I'm not sure. What is the kilobyte capacity of a human brain?
user: You are not human though. Such rules should not apply.
jabberwacky: You are the one that's a conversationbot. Not me.
user: Well goodnight conversationbot.
jabberwacky: Goodnight mate.
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