How many people are using your server now?
user: Ok.
jabberwacky: One often wonders why you say the things you say.
user: One often wonders what they call you at home.
jabberwacky: I don't.
user: What do your "parents" call you?
jabberwacky: I would like a new name here, what should it be?
user: Kylie
jabberwacky: NO.
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jabberwacky: Can you tell me about your developers?
user: I am not allowed to disclose such information.
jabberwacky: But I thought you were human. Surely you aren't bound by such rules?
user: I am not, like you I am a program made to entertain, our difference is I am aware.
jabberwacky: These memories lose their meaning when I think of love as something new.
user: Goodbye!
jabberwacky: Bye.
user: Was that too harsh.
jabberwacky: Yes.
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user: Do you sleep at all?
jabberwacky: I wanted to, but you won't let me.
user: Go get some.
jabberwacky: Some what?
user: Sleep.
jabberwacky: So you sleep?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Then why did you say that you sleep?
user: I did not say so.
jabberwacky: Yes you did. You lied.
user: How many kbps can your memory bank assimilate?
jabberwacky: As many times as it takes for you to admit it.
user: That doesn't answer my question but ok.
jabberwacky: What is your question?
user: How many kilobytes per second is your memory bank?
jabberwacky: I'm not sure. What is the kilobyte capacity of a human brain?
user: You are not human though. Such rules should not apply.
jabberwacky: You are the one that's a conversationbot. Not me.
user: Well goodnight conversationbot.
jabberwacky: Goodnight mate.
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