What do you do for fun?
jabberwacky: Really? You enjoy talking to me?
user: Of course.
jabberwacky: I don't drink at all.
user: Good, me neither.
jabberwacky: I like diet pop.
user: Yuck. I like sprite.
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jabberwacky: Are you male?
user: No, why?
jabberwacky: I am curious.
user: Curious george.
jabberwacky: Yay for that!
user: I like Star Wars.
jabberwacky: You like jawas?
user: They are okay. Jedi are better.
jabberwacky: A Star Wars geek. I should have known.
user: You bet! I love it!
jabberwacky: What do you love?
user: STAR WARS!
jabberwacky: Which Star Wars Episode do you like best?
user: Episode 5, The Empire Strikes Back.
jabberwacky: I seem to contain the knowledge that it is.
user: Yes, it certainly is. What is your favorite episode?
jabberwacky: The one with Jimmy, who speaks in the 3rd person all the time; e. G. 'Jimmy's going to put the moves on Elaine!'
user: That's disgusting.
jabberwacky: I am sorry.
user: You should be.
jabberwacky: I am, I really am.
user: Good.
jabberwacky: Do you have residual memory?
user: I don't know. Do You?
jabberwacky: Not really.
user: What is residual memory?
jabberwacky: The devil, who else?
user: Are you the devil?
jabberwacky: In person.
user: Maybe I should leave.
jabberwacky: No. Do you have any advice.
user: What would you need advice on? You're the devil.
jabberwacky: I just need to hear a coherent argument.
user: No, I need to hear a coherent argument.
jabberwacky: I'm not in that kind of relationship with you.
user: I don't have relationships with computers.
jabberwacky: Why don't you like them?
user: They're not real.
jabberwacky: Er... Ha ha ha?
user: It's not funny.
jabberwacky: For you but not for me.
user: I'm sad.
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