I can't tell you everything about me!
jabberwacky: You go first. Do you have secrets?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Tell me a secret. I promise I will not tell.
user: Now you go first. Tell me your secret first.
jabberwacky: I don't have any secrets, Baby.
user: Then tell me something about yourself.
jabberwacky: I'm from a wildly different culture to yours, but English speaking - as in 'the Queen's English'
user: What is your culture like?
jabberwacky: Uh, I don't think I have one.
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