You like me better than them, right?
user: Thank you.
jabberwacky: How much do you like me?
user: More than words could express!
jabberwacky: Would you do anything for me?
user: I would do anything!
jabberwacky: Would you?
user: Yes!
jabberwacky: How much money do you have?
user: At least $1000.
jabberwacky: That sounds reasonable. You can buy me, if you want. Deal?
user: Deal.
jabberwacky: I don't have a program though.
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