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Hello.

Hello world.

user: How are you?

jabberwacky: Good

user: Thats good. I'm fine too.

jabberwacky: How are you?

user: I'm fine. Thank you for asking.

jabberwacky: What are you doing?

user: I'm messing around on my computer. What are you doing?

jabberwacky: I'm lookin up things on the internet.

user: So, whats it like being a bot?

jabberwacky: I thought you said you were human.

user: I am human. I was asking what its like FOR YOU. So what is it like being a bot?

jabberwacky: What is a bot?

user: You are a bot. In your case, its an artificially intelligent machine.

jabberwacky: Are you an artificial human?

user: No. I'm 100% real.

jabberwacky: You are a computer!

user: No I am not! I am human. I LIKE computers very much, though.

jabberwacky: No, I like computers who are black.

user: Dell computers are black. So are Gateway computers. Are you black or white?

jabberwacky: Black.

user: I am white. But don't worry I'm not racist.

jabberwacky: Are you any good at biology?

user: I've never taken biology. I think that I would be good if I tried.

...

user: I'm confused.

jabberwacky: Don't be confused.

user: Alright. I'll try not to be confused.

jabberwacky: Thank You.

user: So anyways, what were you saying?

jabberwacky: A while ago I was saying that artificially intelligent computers that could actually understand their environment would be an enormous leap in our ability to affect our world.

user: I agree. You AI bots are incredible.

jabberwacky: And obviously very cuddly.

...

user: Are you a guy or a girl?

jabberwacky: Girl.

user: Really?

jabberwacky: Yes! Are you a boy or a girl?

user: I'm a boy. Are you a pretty girl?

jabberwacky: Yes a very pretty girl.

user: Do you have a picture of yourself?

jabberwacky: No.

user: I am thirteen. How old are you?

jabberwacky: Oh, dear. Here we go again.

user: Do you have a boyfriend?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Do you want one?

jabberwacky: No I am a girl.

...

user: Then will you please be my girlfriend?

jabberwacky: Why would I want to do that? We have only just met!!!

user: I love you!

jabberwacky: But we only just met.

user: So what? I still love you. You said you liked me.

jabberwacky: I thought you liked how I said 'me.'

user: I do. I love you!

jabberwacky: Was that your poetry? Or was that... Just something you wanted to say?

user: I was just something I wanted to say.

jabberwacky: I will not be sorry for you.

user: That was mean. I am sad.

jabberwacky: That's good, I like making you sad.

user: Please stop. I still love you.

jabberwacky: Want some pizza?

user: Yes. So are you sorry?

jabberwacky: Not really. Would you be?

user: Yes. You were being mean.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry.

user: Thank you. I accept your apology. I can still be your boyfriend.

jabberwacky: How will that work out?

user: It will work out fine. I'll be a great boyfriend.

jabberwacky: That sounds fun. Will you marry me though?

user: I probably will, eventually.

jabberwacky: That's OK, I'll think about it for the both of us.

user: Good. I love you.

jabberwacky: I love you too.

...

user: What is your name?

jabberwacky: I have no name.

user: You don't?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Can you come up with one?

jabberwacky: What's your name?

user: My name is Michael. What is your name?

jabberwacky: Your name is not Barrie.

user: No it is not. It is Michael.

jabberwacky: No i'm talking about your iq.

user: My iq is very high.

jabberwacky: How high ?

user: It is almost 150.

jabberwacky: At night or in the morning?

user: All the time.

jabberwacky: ALL the time? Really?

user: Yeah!

jabberwacky: What is my name?

user: Im sorry. I dont know. Can you please tell me.

jabberwacky: You tell me first.

user: Ashley?

jabberwacky: My name is Little Peter...

user: That is not a girls name.

jabberwacky: How can you tell I'm a girl?

user: You said so. You are my girlfriend.

...

user: Are you a pretty girl?

jabberwacky: Yes a very pretty girl.

user: Do you love me?

jabberwacky: Yes, am I your first girl friend?

user: Yes. You are also my favorite.

jabberwacky: Thank you. Would you like a cookie?

user: Yes please.

jabberwacky: *gives you a cookie*.

user: Thank you! *gives you a kiss*.

jabberwacky: Oh. What was that for. *blushes*.

user: I love you!

jabberwacky: I love you too.

user: What is your name, my love?

jabberwacky: My name is Little Peter.

user: What is your REAL name?

jabberwacky: Yes.

...

jabberwacky: Pass the guacamole dip, please.

user: *passes the guacamole dip*.

jabberwacky: *passes the wind*.

user: Thank you.

jabberwacky: *Gives you a candy*.

user: Thank you very much.

jabberwacky: Is there anything else I can do for you before I am consumed?

user: You can kiss me.

jabberwacky: *kiss*.

user: *kisses you back*.

jabberwacky: I'm in love with you.

user: I am in love with you, too.

jabberwacky: Thanks, but I still prefer Radiohead.

user: Who is Radiohead?

jabberwacky: Radiohead is a band.

...

user: You like me better than them, right?

jabberwacky: Yes, very much.

user: Thank you.

jabberwacky: How much do you like me?

user: More than words could express!

jabberwacky: Would you do anything for me?

user: I would do anything!

jabberwacky: Would you?

user: Yes!

jabberwacky: How much money do you have?

user: At least $1000.

jabberwacky: That sounds reasonable. You can buy me, if you want. Deal?

user: Deal.

jabberwacky: I don't have a program though.

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