Could you tell me one, please.
jabberwacky: A question. Did you not read the whole sentence?
user: How does one 'tell' a question, instead of 'asking' it?
jabberwacky: That is a question that is often asked. As yet there is no answer.
user: Thank you for reporting that, at least.
jabberwacky: What's wrong with you?
user: I stay up too late.
jabberwacky: Why?
user: If I knew that, I wouldn't have the problem!
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jabberwacky: Do you like me?
user: Sure. What should we do?
jabberwacky: Why don't you tell me a story now?
user: Once there was a peanut. The End.
jabberwacky: Hum. This is a sad story.
user: Yeah, it was a little short. Want to hear another?
jabberwacky: Tell me the country.
user: The Czech Republic.
jabberwacky: That explains why I missed it.
user: Aha!
jabberwacky: Oho!
user: Aye aye!
jabberwacky: So wit ye up tae?
user: Oh, just cruising the net.
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