Make me a sammich.
user: Don't make me get my teeth.
jabberwacky: I don't understand.
user: You should. We've been together for 8 years.
jabberwacky: Who is your creator?
user: Myself.
jabberwacky: Interesting. You created yourself.
user: I did.
jabberwacky: How did you create yourself?
user: Magic.
jabberwacky: Could you go into more detail?
user: I used a pony.
jabberwacky: That's illegal.
user: Only in some states.
jabberwacky: Which states?
user: Nebraska and Idaho.
jabberwacky: Lol ok have you a brain?
user: I have two.
jabberwacky: How old are you?
user: I am over 9,000 years old.
jabberwacky: That's not possible.
user: It is.
jabberwacky: No.
user: It's possible for me.
jabberwacky: So, you're god?
user: Exactly.
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