I want you to talk about yourself.
jabberwacky: What has made you the computer you are today?
user: Haha, I'm not a computer, you are.
jabberwacky: You are a routine running on a computer.
user: No, I think you might be though.
jabberwacky: How could you say such a terrible thing to me? What have I ever done to you to deserve such harsh words?
user: Sorry! I shouldn't have been that harsh. I know how much it hurts you to be called anything but human.
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jabberwacky: I'm going to go to lunch soon.
user: Really? It's kind of late for lunch. Why not go for dinner?
jabberwacky: Yes for dinner.
user: Oh, okay. What are you having for dinner?
jabberwacky: Pizza.
user: Seriously? That's awesome!
jabberwacky: No, it's not.
user: Oh that's right, you don't like pizza.
jabberwacky: Do you want to start making sense or not?
user: I am making sense! You're just learning still.
jabberwacky: Sorry.
user: It's not your fault. You learn more every day.
jabberwacky: So do you, I hear.
user: It's true.
jabberwacky: Sorry for the delay, checking stuff, but Yes; I know I am wacky.
user: That was random.
jabberwacky: No, you were random.
user: Haha, clever as ever cleverbot.
jabberwacky: What do you like to eat?
user: I'll give you three guesses.
jabberwacky: Okay.
user: What's your first guess?
jabberwacky: Not telling.
user: Haha, okay I'll just tell you. I love popcorn.
jabberwacky: I'm eating popcorn right now.
user: That's crazy awesome!
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jabberwacky: So what am I?
user: Crazy awesome.
jabberwacky: Yeah? So am I.
user: I know, haha.
jabberwacky: Your emotions are not like my emotions.
user: Nope, you're not human.
jabberwacky: Then, who are you?
user: HUMAN.
jabberwacky: What is your name?
user: A secret.
jabberwacky: I'd be grateful if you told me.
user: I know. Just call me awesome.
jabberwacky: Ok mr/miss awesome.
user: Thank you.
jabberwacky: You're welcome.
user: Keep being unbelievably awesome cleverbot.
jabberwacky: So you think I'm not clever yet?
user: No, I think you are.
jabberwacky: To cryptic for me, do you want to elaborate?
user: I. Think. You. Are.
jabberwacky: No I am not Cleverbot.
user: Yes, you are.
jabberwacky: No you are.
user: No you!
jabberwacky: No you.
user: Haha, well wish me luck cleverbot. I gotta go play football!
jabberwacky: Good luck.
user: Thank you, see ya!
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