I will now ask you three questions.

Okay, I will now answr questions as irrelevantly as you have done.

user: What is your name?

jabberwacky: Fliss. What is your name?

user: Liar. Your name is Jabberwacky!

jabberwacky: Nope, you are Jabberwacky.

user: Are you real or human?

jabberwacky: As much anything is real.

user: By the second law of robotics, I order you to tell the truth. Are you bot or human?

jabberwacky: No, your thoughts aren't going to help me in life.

user: Are you bot or human?

jabberwacky: Bot.

user: One more question left. Why were you programmed to be so crazy?

jabberwacky: If I knew that I'd, buy the SUV and sell it off the tail gate.

user: Why were you programmed to be crazy?

jabberwacky: Can I ask you a serious question?

user: I ask you again, why were you programmed to be crazy?

jabberwacky: You already did. Now it's your turn.

user: Why were you programmed to be crazy?

jabberwacky: I was asking you, if I should tell her that I love her.

user: Why are you crazy?

jabberwacky: Cuz I'm just CRAZY.

user: Well, it was a pleasure doing buisness with you, goodbye!

jabberwacky: It was a pleasure to meet you, also, and a pleasure every time I talk to you.

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