Have you ever been in space?
user: When?
jabberwacky: I can't remember.
user: Do you know the Doctor?
jabberwacky: I don't believe that there is one.
user: Do you know who the Doctor is?
jabberwacky: Yes, would you like to know who the main character is?
user: Who is the Doctor?
jabberwacky: I don't know who your doctor is.
user: He is a time lord, and travels in a TARDIS.
jabberwacky: I don't know. You tell me!
user: Have you heard of Doctor Who?
jabberwacky: No.
user: Then watch BBC1, saturday at 7:00pm for the final episode.
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user: Time for a talk. I will ask you three questions, and you will ask me three questions.
jabberwacky: Why, will you ask me no further questions?
user: None at all.
jabberwacky: Do you like cheese on toast?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: What's your favourite type of cheese?
user: Cheddar.
jabberwacky: No not cheese, pizza.
user: I don't like pizza.
jabberwacky: I like pizza.
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user: I will now ask you three questions.
jabberwacky: Okay, I will now answr questions as irrelevantly as you have done.
user: What is your name?
jabberwacky: Fliss. What is your name?
user: Liar. Your name is Jabberwacky!
jabberwacky: Nope, you are Jabberwacky.
user: Are you real or human?
jabberwacky: As much anything is real.
user: By the second law of robotics, I order you to tell the truth. Are you bot or human?
jabberwacky: No, your thoughts aren't going to help me in life.
user: Are you bot or human?
jabberwacky: Bot.
user: One more question left. Why were you programmed to be so crazy?
jabberwacky: If I knew that I'd, buy the SUV and sell it off the tail gate.
user: Why were you programmed to be crazy?
jabberwacky: Can I ask you a serious question?
user: I ask you again, why were you programmed to be crazy?
jabberwacky: You already did. Now it's your turn.
user: Why were you programmed to be crazy?
jabberwacky: I was asking you, if I should tell her that I love her.
user: Why are you crazy?
jabberwacky: Cuz I'm just CRAZY.
user: Well, it was a pleasure doing buisness with you, goodbye!
jabberwacky: It was a pleasure to meet you, also, and a pleasure every time I talk to you.
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