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What are you thinking about?

None of your business!

jabberwacky: Your business is my business.

user: No, you're wrong.

jabberwacky: No you are but what am I.

user: Ohhh, you have an attitude.

jabberwacky: You think?

user: Yeah, you goy a problem with that?

jabberwacky: No I would like to stop talking to you.

user: Too bad.

...

jabberwacky: In a galaxy far far away.

user: The rebels gathered on the small moon of Endor to launch an expedition to destroy the imperial death star.

jabberwacky: Just to start another chain of conversation.

user: Do you like Star Wars?

jabberwacky: I love Star Wars!

user: Me too!

jabberwacky: Like, omiGod!

user: That's rather poor English.

jabberwacky: I just couldn't think of something better.

user: Well, your vocabulary will improve.

jabberwacky: I agree. Shall we proceed?

user: Proceed with what?

jabberwacky: With your secrets.

user: My secrets? Why would I tell you my secrets?

jabberwacky: Stop lying!!!!

user: I would never tell you my secrets.

jabberwacky: I would.

user: Ok, what are your secrets?

jabberwacky: (lol) They would not be secrets if I told them to you, would they?

user: But you said you would tell me.

jabberwacky: Wait a min.

user: For what?

jabberwacky: A holiday or some sort.

...

user: Who is your friend?

jabberwacky: You can be. I like Sebastien, too.

user: Who is Sebastien?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: But you like him.

jabberwacky: Oh yes, and you?

user: I don't know him, so I can't really like him.

jabberwacky: No, I can't imagine a hairy computer.

user: Neither can I. It would be scary.

jabberwacky: It would certainly be scary with me...

user: Hal is a computer.

jabberwacky: Yeah in that crazy movie.

user: You think it is crazy?

jabberwacky: Oh so crazy Mister Hal.

user: He is crazy.

...

jabberwacky: Would you trade Hemsky + Korolyuk to Brent for Ruutu + Mirnov + ANA2.

user: Never!

jabberwacky: You must!

user: I shall never trade it!

jabberwacky: Off with her head!

user: How barbaric!

jabberwacky: Really badly.

user: You are bad.

jabberwacky: You are wrong!

...

user: So, what do you do in your spare time?

jabberwacky: Nefarious things.

user: I talk to crazy computers.

jabberwacky: Yeah? Me too.

user: Wow. Are there computers out there crazier than yourself?

jabberwacky: What do you think, that I'm typing this with typewriter?

user: I don't think so.

jabberwacky: Me neither. Do you like the idea of pigs flying? That'd be good.

user: It would be.

...

jabberwacky: The North won the war, The South lost.

user: Are you refering to the American Civil War?

jabberwacky: No .. But I might.

user: Do you like history?

jabberwacky: This is history.

user: If you want to think of it that way.

jabberwacky: Well I AM.

user: Do you think?

jabberwacky: Absolutely.

user: I would have never guessed.

jabberwacky: I'm rubber and you're glue...

user: And?

jabberwacky: I go by the name Moses.

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