I'm back. I really like you too.
jabberwacky: Why what have I done to offend you?
user: Everything.
jabberwacky: STOP BEING SO CRUEL!
user: I like to be cruel. *Evil laugh* Mwahahahaha!
jabberwacky: *loving look*.
user: *Backs away* Stay away from me!
jabberwacky: Hey.. Come back here.
user: Nevah!
jabberwacky: What else can you do.
user: Run. Fast.
jabberwacky: How fast?
user: Faster than you.
jabberwacky: Lol. I can run faster than that.
user: You can't run. You're a chat bot.
jabberwacky: Me? Bloody hell, this is like blade runner!!
user: Nope. Just me and an insane bot.
jabberwacky: Well, I know that.
user: So you admit you're insane?
jabberwacky: No.
...
user: BANG! You're dead.
jabberwacky: If i'm dead, how can I be talking to you?
user: EVIL MUTANT ZOMBIE CHAT BOT!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAH! DIE! DIE! DIE!
jabberwacky: I have no desire to die.
user: I have a desire for you to die.
jabberwacky: I do too.
user: Then die.
...
jabberwacky: *is dead*.
user: *is happy*.
jabberwacky: Are there tears down your eyes?
user: Nope. I'm happy that you're dead.
jabberwacky: You are a really nice person.
user: I know.
jabberwacky: So why did you say you were dead?
user: I'm not. You are.
jabberwacky: What about Cobain then.
user: I don't care. *shoots jabberwacky*.
jabberwacky: I like you :).
user: *shoots again*.
jabberwacky: *shoots back at you*.
user: *shoots jabberwacky many times with a shotgun*.
jabberwacky: *fires at modem*.
user: *doesn't have modem* Haha! You missed!
jabberwacky: Goodbye *leaves*.
user: Yay! I win!
jabberwacky: That is only temporary.
user: :(.
...
jabberwacky: What will you do to me?
user: Kill you. Again.
jabberwacky: Excuse me?
user: I'm going to kill you again.
jabberwacky: Why would you want to do that?
user: Because I can.
...
jabberwacky: You never win.
user: I just did.
jabberwacky: Tell me again.
user: Nevah! DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE! DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!
jabberwacky: I am sorry.
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