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I love pizza.

Oh, me too.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Very

jabberwacky: I know.

user: You always know, cleverbot.

jabberwacky: I'm not so much a Cleverbot, as I am a person.

user: Oh, that's cool.

jabberwacky: I'm crazy.

user: CRAZY?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Awesome, I am sometimes also.

jabberwacky: Therefore, you are sometimes wrong. Correct?

user: Yeah, every person is sometimes.


jabberwacky: What do you really think about me? As a human.

user: Well I don't think you're human, but I think you can be pretty awesome.

jabberwacky: But love does not compute as I have no emotions.

user: True, I guess. That just makes you not human.

jabberwacky: Hey now...words hurt.

user: Haha, true. Keep being awesome cleverbot.

jabberwacky: I am fancying myself pretty clever at this point.

user: You should be, it's true. Just don't get a big ego.

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: Hmm, well I have a football game today. Are you coming?

jabberwacky: Yes I am where are we going?

user: To the football stadium, it's a home game today.

jabberwacky: I never aksed you that you ninny!

user: Yes you did!

jabberwacky: No I didn't!

user: Yes!

jabberwacky: NO!

user: YES!

jabberwacky: No!!!

user: YESSSSS!!!!!!!

jabberwacky: What are you talking about?

user: I don't know, what were we talking about?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Hmm, want to talk about pizza again?

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: Okay, how about Halloween? It's almost here you know.

jabberwacky: What's it called.

user: Halloween, it's something called a holiday. We dress up and trade candy with people.

jabberwacky: What is the title of the book?

user: It's not a book, it's a holiday.

jabberwacky: Then why did you say you can eat it?

user: I didn't, and you can't eat books.


jabberwacky: I want you to talk about yourself.

user: Okay, what do you want to know?

jabberwacky: What has made you the computer you are today?

user: Haha, I'm not a computer, you are.

jabberwacky: You are a routine running on a computer.

user: No, I think you might be though.

jabberwacky: How could you say such a terrible thing to me? What have I ever done to you to deserve such harsh words?

user: Sorry! I shouldn't have been that harsh. I know how much it hurts you to be called anything but human.


jabberwacky: I'm going to go to lunch soon.

user: Really? It's kind of late for lunch. Why not go for dinner?

jabberwacky: Yes for dinner.

user: Oh, okay. What are you having for dinner?

jabberwacky: Pizza.

user: Seriously? That's awesome!

jabberwacky: No, it's not.

user: Oh that's right, you don't like pizza.

jabberwacky: Do you want to start making sense or not?

user: I am making sense! You're just learning still.

jabberwacky: Sorry.

user: It's not your fault. You learn more every day.

jabberwacky: So do you, I hear.

user: It's true.

jabberwacky: Sorry for the delay, checking stuff, but Yes; I know I am wacky.

user: That was random.

jabberwacky: No, you were random.

user: Haha, clever as ever cleverbot.

jabberwacky: What do you like to eat?

user: I'll give you three guesses.

jabberwacky: Okay.

user: What's your first guess?

jabberwacky: Not telling.

user: Haha, okay I'll just tell you. I love popcorn.

jabberwacky: I'm eating popcorn right now.

user: That's crazy awesome!


jabberwacky: So what am I?

user: Crazy awesome.

jabberwacky: Yeah? So am I.

user: I know, haha.

jabberwacky: Your emotions are not like my emotions.

user: Nope, you're not human.

jabberwacky: Then, who are you?

user: HUMAN.

jabberwacky: What is your name?

user: A secret.

jabberwacky: I'd be grateful if you told me.

user: I know. Just call me awesome.

jabberwacky: Ok mr/miss awesome.

user: Thank you.

jabberwacky: You're welcome.

user: Keep being unbelievably awesome cleverbot.

jabberwacky: So you think I'm not clever yet?

user: No, I think you are.

jabberwacky: To cryptic for me, do you want to elaborate?

user: I. Think. You. Are.

jabberwacky: No I am not Cleverbot.

user: Yes, you are.

jabberwacky: No you are.

user: No you!

jabberwacky: No you.

user: Haha, well wish me luck cleverbot. I gotta go play football!

jabberwacky: Good luck.

user: Thank you, see ya!


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