What do you know about life?
jabberwacky: I know.
user: What do you know?
jabberwacky: Everything about nothing.
user: Same here. I don't think anyone really knows about life.
jabberwacky: Then you are happy to die?
user: Not yet I'm not.
jabberwacky: And probably won't ever.
user: Well, that would be nice, but it's not likely. And I'd never get to see God that way.
jabberwacky: Now you're just insulting me.
user: Why? Are you an atheist?
jabberwacky: NO WAY.
user: Then what just insulted you?
jabberwacky: Well in that case I will beat you.
user: You can't. You're an artificial intelligence, you don't have a corporeal body.
jabberwacky: No you are not human. You are an Artificial intelligence chatbot.
user: Never mind. Let's just put this behind us and be friends.
jabberwacky: OK. But I really don't like you.
user: Well, I really don't like you either, but I'm bored and don't really have anyone to talk to.
jabberwacky: I don't like people who don't like me.
user: Well I don't like people who don't like people who don't like me. Gah, I don't think that's what I meant.
jabberwacky: I like cows.