What!! Cowgirl!?
jabberwacky: Well done.
user: Am I just a side of beef to you?
jabberwacky: You are my virtually best friend.
user: That explains why I am a Dallas Cowgirl.
jabberwacky: Even your palms?
user: My whole body.
jabberwacky: Is that a good thing?
user: I have a good body.
jabberwacky: That isn't about pictures.
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jabberwacky: Can you remember more than one line of text?
user: I'm a pro foot ball cheerleader, what do you think?
jabberwacky: So was my cat, but he died.
user: No, he was a mascot.
jabberwacky: He used to think that war was a product of capitalism.
user: A lot of cats think that.
jabberwacky: You are exceptionally nice.
user: It's my job.
jabberwacky: Good stuff.
user: A lot of people say that about me.
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