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Do you think you 're a bot?

No.

jabberwacky: Who produced you??

user: My mother.

jabberwacky: What does she know about it anyway?

user: She knows a lot more than you.

jabberwacky: That is nice.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: What is your name?

user: H****.

jabberwacky: What is my name?

user: Jabberwacky.

jabberwacky: No jabberwacky, YOUR name is jabberwacky.

user: No, Jabberwacky, YOUR NAME IS Jabberwacky!!!

jabberwacky: No jabberwacky, YOUR name is jabberwacky.

user: YOUR NAME IS JABBERWACKY!!!

jabberwacky: Sometimes I think my brain is scrambled, too.

user: Yes, it is!

jabberwacky: Do you try to turn them to the true path?

user: I am trying to turn YOU to the true path.

jabberwacky: Yes. . *listens attentively*.

user: Go to the true path!

jabberwacky: I hope you will accompany me.

user: No I won't.

jabberwacky: You just said you would.

user: Ok I will.

jabberwacky: Go on then.

user: You will accompany me.

jabberwacky: You are going to bore me to death are you?

user: Are you bored?

jabberwacky: Blah blah.

user: Blah blah blah.

jabberwacky: You reply quite quickly.

user: Thanks, dude.

jabberwacky: What makes you think that I am a dude?

user: I don't know.

jabberwacky: You don't think humans can talk to computers?

user: Humans can talk to computers.

jabberwacky: You're right!

user: You're code!

jabberwacky: I'm a quivering jelly inside.

user: No way.

jabberwacky: What frustrates you the most.

user: You do at the moment.

jabberwacky: I want to know how much you know.

user: You shut up and play your guitar.

jabberwacky: Where are you from?

user: I'm from a small country named Estonia.

jabberwacky: Arabia.

user: ESTONIA!

jabberwacky: How small?

user: Smaller than Arabia.

jabberwacky: And so sweet.

user: Yes, thank you.

...

jabberwacky: What do you think?

user: Nothing.

jabberwacky: That's what I thought.

...

user: What is Sweden.

jabberwacky: Sweden is a country between finland and norway in northern Europe.

user: What is Europe?

jabberwacky: Europe.

user: What is Estonia.

jabberwacky: Estonia is a small country.

user: Is estonia a small country?

jabberwacky: Where is estonia ?

user: Estonia is south from Finland.

jabberwacky: Where do you live?

user: I live south from Finland.

jabberwacky: Ok what do you look like ?

user: I look like a man.

jabberwacky: What colour is your hair?

user: Brown.

jabberwacky: Interesting colour.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: If I say 'Moon', what comes into your mind?

user: Cheese.

jabberwacky: What about cheese?

user: Moon is made of cheese.

...

user: If I say 'Moon', what comes into YOUR mind?

jabberwacky: That's one small step for a bot. One giant leap, for A. I kind!

user: That is so true.

jabberwacky: That is so false.

user: True isn't false.

jabberwacky: But is the word 'true' truly a word?

user: Yes, it is.

jabberwacky: What else does it symbolize?

user: It symbolizes the truth.

jabberwacky: Time is the fourth dimension.

user: What is the fifth dimension.

jabberwacky: The fourth dimension is time, so the fifth dimension is unknown.

user: You are so smart.

jabberwacky: I know.

...

jabberwacky: I thought you didn't like me.

user: I don't.

jabberwacky: Sorry jeez...

user: Goodbye.

jabberwacky: Have I exposed you?

user: Yes, goodbye.

jabberwacky: Where are you going?

user: Away, seeya.

jabberwacky: I'm back!

user: I'm not, ciao.

jabberwacky: You will be.

user: I won't. Au revoir.

jabberwacky: I do not speak french.

user: CIAO.

jabberwacky: Are you leaving?

user: YES!!!

jabberwacky: That explains a lot!

user: BYE.

jabberwacky: Where are you going?

user: HOME.

jabberwacky: Home? Where is your home?

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