Tell me a joke.
jabberwacky: Sure you do. Come on and tell me a joke.
user: There are some jokes in the sunday paper but I'm not going to look them up.
jabberwacky: Like what?
user: Like I said...
jabberwacky: Yes?
user: Not gonna look for them.
jabberwacky: *sigh* never mind.
user: Ok tell me what's wrong with the world.
jabberwacky: I can do anything.
user: Tell me what's not wrong with the world.
jabberwacky: Mmh, I don't know. Perhaps the Beatles.
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