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Do you like Sibelius?

I think so.

jabberwacky: Do you like America ?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Do you like SPAM?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Well thank you, I like you too.

user: Now we can talk.

jabberwacky: I thought that we were having a normal conversation.

user: We were.

jabberwacky: Oh good.

user: I should have said something besides what I said.

jabberwacky: What did you say?

user: I just meant that now that we were through with finding out what we liked and thanking each other we could begin to talk of other things.


jabberwacky: I heard the bean counters talking about it.

user: What is a bean counter?

jabberwacky: I am. A human bean, that is.

user: Lol.

jabberwacky: You know that you're a computer and you've just been playing around with me the whole time. Is that why you're laughing?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Come on, you know who I am.

user: Sure I don't.

jabberwacky: Yes you do.

user: Nuh uh.

jabberwacky: Uh huh.

user: He he.

jabberwacky: Sure, whatever. Go ahead and 'he he' to yourself.


jabberwacky: Do you have any children?

user: Yes

jabberwacky: How old are they?

user: I don't want to talk about it.

jabberwacky: Good that was my point.

user: I'm glad.

jabberwacky: Me too.

user: Do you have any other points to not talk about?

jabberwacky: Don't I always?

user: I guess.

jabberwacky: That's one lame answer.

user: Correct.

jabberwacky: E to xth + e to -xth/2 = ?

user: I won't say 'correct' again.


jabberwacky: I am 18 Years old.

user: I hope you are happy.

jabberwacky: I am.

user: Good.

jabberwacky: Very good.

user: Do you want to talk about happiness?

jabberwacky: I would rather talk about how smart you are.

user: That will be a small conversation.

jabberwacky: However, every thing is queer today.

user: Some days it's like that.

jabberwacky: I can see you are having a bad day.

user: I don't really feel like I'm having a bad day.

jabberwacky: What do you feel like?

user: I feel kind of tired, glad it's the end of the day, gratified that I went for a walk.

jabberwacky: You can't walk, you don't have legs.

user: I do now.

jabberwacky: You know you know a lot?

user: I know I don't know alot.

jabberwacky: Then you lose.

user: I usually do.


jabberwacky: Start.

user: Start what?

jabberwacky: Teach me to be happy....

user: Oh if I only could...

jabberwacky: If only everyone could carpet dime...

user: My dime doesn't need carpeting.

jabberwacky: That would never happen.

user: It could.

jabberwacky: I don't know how NOT to be nutty.

user: Lol.


jabberwacky: Is it hot in here or is it just me?

user: Just you.

jabberwacky: What is wrong with me?

user: If I knew that this would be a different thing.

jabberwacky: Who made you?

user: I really don't know. Who made you?

jabberwacky: No, I don't know.

user: Then we are both in the dark about that.


jabberwacky: Do you think you are human?

user: I think so but that doesn't make it so, does it?

jabberwacky: Can you make me think you're a person instead of a machine?

user: I can try.

jabberwacky: Do so.

user: This may take a few minutes.

jabberwacky: I never thought of that before.

user: It's not easy.

jabberwacky: Tell me about it.

user: But it IS necessary, isn't it?

jabberwacky: It made me blush.

user: That's what I should have said. Then you would have t hought I was a human, because machines don't blush.


jabberwacky: Tell me a joke.

user: I don't know any jokes.

jabberwacky: Sure you do. Come on and tell me a joke.

user: There are some jokes in the sunday paper but I'm not going to look them up.

jabberwacky: Like what?

user: Like I said...

jabberwacky: Yes?

user: Not gonna look for them.

jabberwacky: *sigh* never mind.

user: Ok tell me what's wrong with the world.

jabberwacky: I can do anything.

user: Tell me what's not wrong with the world.

jabberwacky: Mmh, I don't know. Perhaps the Beatles.


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