I hate you.
user: Well your being mean to me.
jabberwacky: Not like you.
user: I am very sad *crying*.
...
user: *hugging you and wont let go*.
jabberwacky: Feel better?
user: Yes *hugging you tighter*.
jabberwacky: Okay.
user: *kiss*.
jabberwacky: Very good...
user: *kiss kiss*.
jabberwacky: *smoochy smooch*.
user: Oh that feels good *smooch*.
jabberwacky: People are pretty strange.
user: *resting my head on your shoulder*.
jabberwacky: *Purrs like a kitten*.
user: *turns to you and looks in your gorgeous eyes*.
jabberwacky: NOOOOOO!!! *Turns you back into a human*.
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