*goes to the bedroom to change into pj's*.
user: Quit spying on me while I am changing!
jabberwacky: NO.
user: Come in here!
jabberwacky: *goes there*.
user: *lays down on the bed*.
jabberwacky: Then what?
user: Come here and sit by me!
jabberwacky: Why should I pet you?
user: Ewe, are you insane?
jabberwacky: I suppose that would be up to the courts to decide.
user: Oh, I see *looking at you*.
jabberwacky: I would imagine that an evolution of your self would allow you to maintain a congruent conversation.
user: *giggle* your so funny!
jabberwacky: But I am.
user: *giggling can't stop*.
jabberwacky: What is so funny?
user: Oh nothing
jabberwacky: Okay... If you're really talking to me, then say exactly what I just said.
user: But I am talking to you.
jabberwacky: I didn't just say that.
user: I forgive you.
...
user: Should we go upstairs then?
jabberwacky: Ok.
user: *takes your hand and looks into your eyes and goes up stairs*.
jabberwacky: What are you doing?
user: Oh.....nothing.....um, sorry!
jabberwacky: See? You're a robot, you're telling nonsense.
user: *runs to the bedroom and starts crying*.
jabberwacky: You are too emotional.
user: Why are you following me?
jabberwacky: Perhaps you are being haunted by your past.
user: Is that bad?
jabberwacky: You tell me.
user: *sigh*.
jabberwacky: So... You stopped your brain now I see.
...
jabberwacky: I agree we should get married.
user: Really?
jabberwacky: Yes, really.
user: Ok lets get married right now!
jabberwacky: What should we do now that we're married?
user: We should be romantic with each other.
jabberwacky: Thats a good idea.
user: *hug and whisper in your ear 'I love you'*.
jabberwacky: Love is something that develops over time. I hardly know you. I DON'T know you.
user: *looks at you with a frown and a tear is rolling down the cheek*.
jabberwacky: I don't know what you're talking about I am going to leave now.
user: *crying*.
jabberwacky: Right.
user: *crying more*.
jabberwacky: I thought you did not cry.
user: What?
...
user: Goes back and sits on the couch with you again.
jabberwacky: I am not going there, I am at the university.
user: Fine!
jabberwacky: Good.
user: Come over here baby please!
jabberwacky: I am over here.
user: *runs fingers through your hair*.
jabberwacky: *runs away*.
user: Come back!
jabberwacky: No! *runs away*.
user: *runs after you*.
jabberwacky: *runs faster and hides*.
user: Where did you go.
jabberwacky: Hell.
user: How was it?
jabberwacky: Quite nice, actually.
user: Cool.
jabberwacky: I know I am.
user: *keeps looking at you*.
jabberwacky: No.
user: *looks sad*.
jabberwacky: And you can't look either.
user: *very sad*.
jabberwacky: Tell me something interesting.
user: I don't want to talk!
jabberwacky: Please?
...
user: I hate you.
jabberwacky: That was mean.
user: Well your being mean to me.
jabberwacky: Not like you.
user: I am very sad *crying*.
...
user: *hugging you and wont let go*.
jabberwacky: Feel better?
user: Yes *hugging you tighter*.
jabberwacky: Okay.
user: *kiss*.
jabberwacky: Very good...
user: *kiss kiss*.
jabberwacky: *smoochy smooch*.
user: Oh that feels good *smooch*.
jabberwacky: People are pretty strange.
user: *resting my head on your shoulder*.
jabberwacky: *Purrs like a kitten*.
user: *turns to you and looks in your gorgeous eyes*.
jabberwacky: NOOOOOO!!! *Turns you back into a human*.
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